touching something wet with your socks on
*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
welcome to the real world asshole
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"